Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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