Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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