how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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