i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
