My nipple is on Facebook.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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