I showed him my bush... on skype.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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