If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At least make sure they are 18
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thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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