Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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