That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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