You surviving the open bar?
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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