FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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