Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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