I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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