Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
