Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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