I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
