Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Found your dick twin last night
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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