will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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