Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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