therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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