Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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