Walk of Shame. In a state park.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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