Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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