he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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