ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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