if i died would you start the facebook group?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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