Little spoons don't ask big questions
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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