apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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