Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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