I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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