when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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