i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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