Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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