I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
