So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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