yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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