I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Let's paint friendship bongs
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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