i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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