Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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