she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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