Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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