dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
that's an acceptable place to lick
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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