is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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