Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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