OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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