i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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