I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
