It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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