Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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