Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My life is pants optional.
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