After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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