awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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