the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We were destined to go to rehab together
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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